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quotes[0]='There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. <i> -By Douglas Everett</i>'

quotes[1]='If the French were really intelligent, they\'d speak English. <i>-Wilfred Sheed</i>'

quotes[2]='Youth is wasted on the young. <i>-George Bernard Shaw</i>'

quotes[3]='We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. <i>-George Bernard Shaw</i>'

quotes[4]='The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. <i>-George Bernard Shaw</i>'

quotes[5]='Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. <i>-George Bernard Shaw</i>'

quotes[6]='I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. <i> -William Shakespeare, King Richard II, Act V, Scene V</i>'

quotes[7]='It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.  <i> - Seneca</i>'

quotes[8]='What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail? <i> - Robert Schuller</i>'

quotes[9]='That\'s a hard question. I don\'t answer hard questions. <i> - Justice John Paul Stevens</i>'

quotes[10]='In America, anybody can be president. That\'s one of the risks you take. <i>- Adlai Stevenson</i>'

quotes[11]='A friend is a gift you give yourself <i>- Robert Louis Stevenson</i>'

quotes[12]='Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.  <i>- N. D. Stice</i>'

quotes[13]='Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. <i>- Igor Stravinsky</i>'

quotes[14]='I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven\'t got the guts to bite people themselves. <i>- August Strindberg</i>'

quotes[15]='I\'ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. <i>- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries</i>'

quotes[16]='Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. <i>- Thomas Szasz</i>'

quotes[17]='Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something different.  <i>- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine</i>'

quotes[18]='The secret of getting things done is to act. <i>- Dante Alighieri</i>'

quotes[19]='Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. <i>- George Burns</i>'

quotes[20]='The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. <i>- Edmund Burke</i>'

quotes[21]='Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. <i>- Anthony Burgess</i>'

quotes[22]='Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. <i>- Buddha</i>'

quotes[23]='Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. <i>- Washington Irving</i>'

quotes[24]='Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a thing to be acheived. <i>- William Jennings Bryant</i>'

quotes[25]='The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they\'re okay, then it\'s you. <i>- Rita Mae Brown</i>'

quotes[26]='The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.  <i>- Andrew Brown</i>'

quotes[27]='If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. <i>- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life\'s Little Treasure Book, on wisdom</i>'

quotes[28]='It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. <i>- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man</i>'

quotes[29]='Multimedia? As far as I\'m concerned, it\'s reading with the radio on!. <i>- Rory Bremner</i>'

quotes[30]='The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. <i>- Richard Braunstein</i>'

quotes[31]='Whether you think you can or whether you think you can\'t, you\'re right! <i>-Henry Ford</i>'

quotes[32]='I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. <i>-Henry David Thoreau</i>'

quotes[33]='Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. <i>-John Wooden</i>'

quotes[34]='Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets. <i>-Clark Moustakas</i>'

quotes[35]='We must accept life for what it actually is - a challenge to our quality without which we should never know of what stuff we are made, or grow to our full stature. <i>-Ida R. Wylie</i>'

quotes[36]='High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation. <i>-Jack Kinder</i>'

quotes[37]='The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. <i>-Plutarch</i>'

quotes[38]='Don\'t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it. <i>-Anon</i>'

quotes[39]='As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. <i>-Andrew Carnegie</i>'

quotes[40]='No steam or gas ever drives anything until it is confined. No Niagara is ever turned into light and power until it is tunneled. No life ever grows until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined. <i>-Harry Emerson Fosdick</i>'

quotes[41]='The words printed here are concepts. You must go through the experiences. <i>-Carl Frederick</i>'

quotes[42]='Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. <i>-Andre Gide</i>'

quotes[43]='The wise man does at once what the fool does finally. <i>-Baltasar Gracian</i>'

quotes[44]='The world has the habit of making room for the man whose actions show that he knows where he is going. <i>-Napoleon Hill</i>'

quotes[45]='Success seems to be connected with action. Successful men keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don\'t quit. <i>-Conrad Hilton</i>'

quotes[46]='Do the things you know, and you shall learn the truth you need to know. <i>-George Macdonald</i>'

quotes[47]='I have never heard anything about the resolutions of the apostles, but a good deal about their acts. <i>-Horace Mann</i>'

quotes[48]='Let us not be content to wait and see what will happen, but give us the determination to make the right things happen. <i>-Peter Marshall</i>'

quotes[49]='I hear and I forget, I see and I remember. I do and I understand. <i>-Chinese Proverb</i>'

quotes[50]='One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. <i>-John Wanamaker</i>'

quotes[51]='Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful. <i>-Wallace D. Wattles</i>'

quotes[52]='If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor. <i>-Henry Kissinger</i>'

quotes[53]='Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. <i>-Washington Irving</i>'

quotes[54]='When an affliction happens to you, you either let it defeat you, or you defeat it... <i>-Rosalind Russell</i>'

quotes[55]='There\'s a basic human weakness inherent in all people which tempts them to want what they can\'t have and not want what is readily available to them. <i>-Robert J. Ringer</i>'

quotes[56]='If there is something to gain and nothing to lose by asking, by all means ask! <i>-W. Clement Stone</i>'

quotes[57]='It\'s not the situation ... It\'s your reaction to the situation <i>-Robert Conklin</i>'

quotes[58]='Life at any time can become difficult: life at any time can become easy.  It all depends upon how one adjusts oneself to life. <i>-Morarji Desai</i>'

quotes[59]='What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens. <i>-Thaddeus Golas</i>'

quotes[60]='To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities. <i>-Bruce Lee</i>'

quotes[61]='There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. <i>-By Douglas Everett</i>'

quotes[62]='Ninety percent of the game is half mental. <i>-Yogi Berra</i>'

quotes[63]='No wonder nobody comes here--it\'s too crowded.  <i>-Yogi Berra</i>'

quotes[64]='You can observe a lot by watching.  <i>-Yogi Berra</i>'

quotes[65]='You got to be careful if you don\'t know where you\'re going, because you might not get there.  <i>-Yogi Berra</i>'

quotes[66]='There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true. <i>-Neils Bohr</i>'

quotes[67]='An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.  <i>-Neils Bohr</i>'

quotes[68]='Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.  <i>-Neils Bohr</i>'

quotes[69]='The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. <i>-Neils Bohr</i>' 

quotes[70]='Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. <i>-Albert Einstein</i>'

quotes[71]='It is never too late to be what you might have been. <i>-George Eliot</i>'

quotes[72]='Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. <i>-Ralph Waldo Emerson</i>'

quotes[73]='When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. <i>-Anatole France</i>'

quotes[74]='My mother\'s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. <i>-Buddy Hackett</i>'

quotes[75]='Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. <i>-Abraham Lincoln</i>'

quotes[76]='If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? <i>-Abraham Lincoln</i>'

quotes[77]='Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution? <i>- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers"</i>'

quotes[78]='There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn\'t cure.  <i>-Ross MacDonald</i>'

quotes[79]='Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.  <i>-Ralph Marston</i>'

quotes[80]='Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. <i>-Groucho Marx</i>'

quotes[81]='There\'s many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.  <i>-Flannery O\'Connor</i>'

quotes[82]='You\'d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. <i>-Dolly Parton</i>'

quotes[83]='The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. <i>-General George Patton</i>'

quotes[84]='A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don\'t know and I don\'t care. <i>-Richard Pratt, Pacific Computer Weekly, 20 July 1990</i>'

quotes[85]='I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. <i>-Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President</i>'

quotes[86]='Even if you\'re on the right track, you\'ll get run over if you just sit there. <i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[87]='I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. <i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[88]='I\'m not a member of any organized political party, I\'m a Democrat! <i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[89]='See what will happen if you don\'t stop biting your fingernails? <i>-Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo</i>'

quotes[90]='The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How\'s the President?" <i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[91]='There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. <i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[92]='This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. <i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[93]='We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. <i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[94]='You can\'t say civilization isn\'t advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way. <i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[95]='If you can\'t convince them, confuse them.  <i>-Harry S. Truman</i>'

quotes[96]='Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. <i>-Harry S. Truman</i>'


quotes[97]='Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. <i>-Mark Twain</i>'

quotes[98]='Denial ain\'t just a river in Egypt. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[99]='Faith is believing what you know ain\'t so. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[100]='Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[101]='Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[102]='Golf is a good walk spoiled. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[103]='Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[104]='I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[105]='I didn\'t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[106]='I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[107]='I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[108]='I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don\'t know." <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[109]='It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things, freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[110]='It\'s not the size of the dog in the fight, it\'s the size of the fight in the dog. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[111]='Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[112]='Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[113]='Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[114]='Substitute "damn" every time you\'re inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[115]='The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[116]='The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[117]='The more I know about people, the better I like my dog. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[118]='The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[119]='Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[120]='Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[121]='You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. <i>-Mark Twain</i>' 

quotes[122]='Don\'t let it end like this. Tell them I said something. <i>-Pancho Villa, dying words</i>'

quotes[123]='Smoking kills. If you\'re killed, you\'ve lost a very important part of your life. <i>-Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign</i>'

quotes[124]='I do not like broccoli. And I haven\'t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I\'m President of the United States and I\'m not going to eat any more broccoli. <i>-George Bush, U.S. president, 1990</i>'

quotes[125]='Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven\'t said enough.<i>-Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper</i>'

quotes[125]='You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. <i>-Al Capone</i>'

quotes[126]='There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. <i>-Henry Kissinger</i>'

quotes[127]='Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way...you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions. <i>-Aristotle</i>'

quotes[128]='For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them. <i>-Aristotle</i>'

quotes[129]='Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none. <i>-Benjamin Franklin </i>'

quotes[130]='He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. <i>-Benjamin Franklin </i>'

quotes[131]='Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. <i>-Benjamin Franklin </i>'

quotes[132]='A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. <i>-William Shakespeare</i>'

quotes[133]='Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. <i>-William Shakespeare</i>'

quotes[134]='Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. <i>-William Shakespeare</i>'

quotes[135]='Ambition should be made of sterner stuff. <i>-William Shakespeare</i>'

quotes[136]='For my part, it was Greek to me. <i>-William Shakespeare</i>'

quotes[137]='Chuck Norris let the dogs out. <i>-Anon</i>'

quotes[138]='You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Chuck Norris. <i>-Anon</i>'

quotes[139]='We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris. <i>-President Roosevelt </i>'


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